Everyone knows that knitting English is inefficient: you hold the yarn in your right hand and have to grip both needles with your left while you let go with your right to throw the yarn around the working needle. The fact that it’s not nearly as quick or tidy as knitting Continental is obvious at first glance. But it’s how I was taught, so it’s what I can do. I can knit while watching telly, I can knit in the dark, and — when I’m very very tired — I can knit with my eyes shut, half asleep, only awake enough to keep that lovely rhythmic movement going. Click clack, click clack…

Every now and again, I decide I’m going switch and start knitting Continental, but I’ve never had any success. I go from flying through my knitting to feeling like a complete beginner again, taking each stitch slowly, having to really look at every move as I try to pull the yarn through, whilst my tension descends into chaos. I get incredibly frustrated, give up, and go back to throwing my yarn with speed and ease from my right hand.

I tried again today and I did nearly a whole row in Continental. I was very pleased with myself! I got through probably 100 stitches before I gave myself a break and switched back to English — a good start I felt… maybe I’d try again on the next row. I turned the work and purled back. When I hit the stitches that I’d knitted Continental, I discovered all the loops were backwards and I had to turn each one before I could work it. My progress slowed to a crawl, and I wondered why I’d even bothered.

I must be doing something wrong. Is it worth trying again? I’ve been knitting English in inefficient bliss for nearly 20 years. Maybe I should just stick with what I know…